My friends….fortunately and unfortunately….haven’t met my dad. Some would call him a badass, some would say he’s hilarious. I deff get my extrinsic side from him. I will be documenting some things about him this weekend.
First during lunch before my graduation: “Are you carpooling with your friends?”
“No…they’re all graduating on different days.”
“Oh, just thought it’ll be fun for you…I guess you’re not getting wild.”
WHAT?! Does my dad really expect me to drink and drive/be drunk during the ceremony??
Two: he just spent the past 15 min quoting word for word the guy/hero who went viral when he discovered the missing women.