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Are you kidding me? Please tell me that you’re just a troll and that this isn’t a serious question.

Just in case it is, though, here we go.

One of the smartest things I ever heard one of my guests say is that “Everyone, at some point in their lives, should be forced to work in food or…

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  • Me: I'm home! Let's hang out. :)
  • Jonnie: Okay, let's! Whatever you want to do...
  • Me: Well do you want to eat or just hang out?
  • Jonnie: Well let's go to a few stores because I know you won't eat since you never do.
  • Oh true friendship....

Happy birthday, America!

What if the fireworks on TV were just CGI?

Welp, you know I’m in Tampa when I’m on Tumblr!

It’s a bunny party!!!!! #sleepover #bunnypyramid #rabbit

It’s a bunny party!!!!! #sleepover #bunnypyramid #rabbit

Got a dollar in the mail from my car purchase to encourage me to take a survey. #saywhatttt #igotadollarigotadollar #igotadollarheyheyhey #dolladolladollabillyall

Got a dollar in the mail from my car purchase to encourage me to take a survey. #saywhatttt #igotadollarigotadollar #igotadollarheyheyhey #dolladolladollabillyall

Tampa Bay: home to the best sunsets. #nofilter #homesweethome #fortdesoto

Tampa Bay: home to the best sunsets. #nofilter #homesweethome #fortdesoto

My sister’s guy friend just gave her a bird….ANOTHER ONE. After the one she had before flew away. WHY?!?! My mom and I were so happy that he flew away.

UGHHHH. I hate birds. :( 

Four

He will tell the same joke to his three girls just to see how we all react. Spoiler: with silence. Always with silence.

My dad just did the weirdest dance and.didn’t stop until I laughed.

Oops.

It is only then when I realized I’m blogging about my dad on Mother’s Day weekend.

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He gets hella defensive when my sisters or I gets a hug from a guy….can’t tell if he’s kidding or not, but it’s scary.

The only guy he allowed was my ex-best friend - who he still asks about even though I’ve repeatedly told my dad that I’m not friends with him nor do I care.

Gorgeous Atlanta sunset after a quick storm. #nofilter

Gorgeous Atlanta sunset after a quick storm. #nofilter

Oh, I guess this also means I’m back at tumblr….
I mean it is summer after all, the only time when I’m truly active.

Family roadtrip

My friends….fortunately and unfortunately….haven’t met my dad. Some would call him a badass, some would say he’s hilarious. I deff get my extrinsic side from him. I will be documenting some things about him this weekend.

First during lunch before my graduation: “Are you carpooling with your friends?”
“No…they’re all graduating on different days.”
“Oh, just thought it’ll be fun for you…I guess you’re not getting wild.”
WHAT?! Does my dad really expect me to drink and drive/be drunk during the ceremony??

Two: he just spent the past 15 min quoting word for word the guy/hero who went viral when he discovered the missing women.

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My CAC Senior Send-off present from amazing @xqueenlear!! #icant #disneycollectioncomplete #shesthebest

My CAC Senior Send-off present from amazing @xqueenlear!! #icant #disneycollectioncomplete #shesthebest